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The Distance Between Genius And Insanity Is Measured Only By Success

notch:

Some time many years ago, we decided to measure something that has a zero value on a scale where zero isn’t at the zero value. A temperature of no heat at all is -273 and -460 in degrees Celsius and degrees Fahrenheit respectively. This makes no sense. None.

In Kelvin, a total lack of heat is…

Point taken, Thought about, Agreed to, And argued with friends

Zing.

notch:

I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, surely it’s not dangerous. He said it was distracting him.

Amazing

notch:

Ok, so.. For a long time, I’ve claimed that obviously the egg came before the chicken, as the first chicken had to be hatched from something.

We had a discussion about it today at work, and Jens contested that claim. So now I’ve revised my position.

Chicken can lay eggs without them being…

Notch logic, gotta love it

To anyone who might find this…

I dont really care if anyone finds this. I just need to vent and on the off chance somone does read it. Maybe get some advice. This past year ive turned 20. I have a beautiful daughter who i love very much. I live with the mother of my baby and a friend of us both. Here is the problem. I work full time at a restraunt, 7 days a week. 12 hours a day. When i come home nothing is done. The food they made is still sitting in dirty pots, the mess i cleans the night before is back. And the babies dirty diapers are everywhere. I cant stand living with them anymore. And ive lots all interest both affectionately and sexually to my girlfriend. I want to leave but i dont want my daughter to grow up thinking i dont love her. I just dont know what to do anymore. Ive tried talking to her but nothing gets through… Thats it…